In need of a laugh but too busy to read?
Sounds as though you need a wife support system.
If that isn't an option (I'm pretty sure none of my friends would want to live with me on an ongoing basis – and my liver certainly wouldn't want them to), then you can at least listen to
Wife Support System because it's coming soon to audio!
Listen while exercising, cooking, doing housework or lying on the sofa. Multi-tasking has never been so much fun!